We’ve got Malia’s birthday and she’s 13 yo in canon (I think that it’s 2012 in TW universe rn). You tried TW, you tried!
LOL. Props Lady strikes again. But hey, maybe we can salvage the month and day as legit.
Can I also point out that her official name is written down as “Baby Malia”
Literally, that is her legal name. Baby Malia. Seriously what even? It’s not like it has to be established she’s a baby, it’s a fucking birth certificate. Of fucking course she’s a baby, how about a damn last name? Or a middle name for that matter? I mean I know not everyone has a middle name, but seriously what?
Actually athenadark found out that in certificates of abandoned babies that’s how it’s put - baby (insert name).
I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite
But it slowly gets more agressive
And more agressive
Then it’s just plain rude
And my personal favourite